We’ve all watched the Christmas Story movie, right? Remember when Ralphie was asked, “What do you want for Christmas, Ralphie?”? Instead of answering, “I want a Red Rider Carbon Action 200 shot range model air rifle,” what he REALLY meant to say was “I want a Photodon blue light–cutting, scratch–resistant screen protector for my Samsung 49-inch Curved Gaming Monitor !!!” HAD he said that he wouldn’t have been tormented with the “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid” saying from all of the responsible adults in his world.